I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven’t been in my pants yet!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass.